Celeb fashion lines will never go out of style — at least not in the eyes of stars and retailers looking to make a relatively quick buck. Pamela Anderson has joined the slash-designer ranks, albeit with an admittedly Pam-appropriate angle. She designed some lingerie, y’all!

The busty Baywatcher (and Vancouverite!) teamed up with Secrets in Lace to design a line of stockings called the Pamela Couture Collection. We have all sorts of problems with the misuse of the word “couture” and the not-so-discreet logo around the thigh, but the legwear is definitely sexy. Warning: these are actual stockings! This means you need a garter belt to wear them! (Sold separately, obviously.)
As a spokesperson told Fashionista: “This collaboration is the perfect match, as Pamela Anderson exudes sex appeal, and her stocking line is no exception. She knows how to play up her assets; this line exemplifies just that.” We can’t disagree with that!